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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 02:57
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
No go.
Why do you like Justin Trudeau when he's hated in Canada?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
Enim eius molestiae qui iste impedit qui voluptatem iste.
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
How do scammers communicate? Do they have a specific language or slang?
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
What are my 10 favorite rock record album opening tracks?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...